October 2009
10 posts
Reason #1 To Get A Job
jigsawfragments:
you’re tired of indirectly using your parents’ money to buy weed.
I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.
a letter to a fraudulent ebay seller off...
jigsawfragments:
When you are burning in Hell, I hope to be burning food on my Pete Rose Signature Grill. I plan on grilling a meal to commemorate you as you burn in Hell. First, I plan to grill the very tiny little smokies to signify the tiny wand between your legs that you use to screw people who send you money for products thought to be legitimate. I will also grill two very shriveled up...
September 2009
31 posts
We party & bullshit, we party & bullshit.
– (via jigsawfragments)
While I was building neat
castles in the sandbox,
the hasty pits were
filling...
– Margaret Atwood, It Is Dangerous to Read Newspapers. (via jigsawfragments)